Buffyfest: What if Joss gives you the blessing to make an actual Angel: After the Fall movie but you can only keep one of the original stars. Who do you keep and who do you cast to replace the rest?
Brian Lynch: I think you'd have to keep Angel if it's called ANGEL. But fans wouldn't accept anyone else as SPIKE so he's not in it.
Buffyfest: Marsters would be easier to get
Brian Lynch: I could get David Bananas, don't you worry. But it's called ANGEL, so we need ANGEL. Right? Well, if the movie is called ANGEL:AFTER THE FALL, and we don't have Angel in it, that would be weird. If we go with James, it will be called SPIKE. You said it had to be called ANGEL.
Buffyfest: I did. Unless it's the Spike movie that you want to make. I'll allow the option.
Brian Lynch: Well I would kill to do SPIKE:ASYLUM.
Buffyfest: Alright, perfect. You get Marsters and then you're wide open to cast everyone ele as you see fit.
Brian Lynch: James as Spike, Michael Keaton as the voice of Betta George. If Beck was older, Jewel Staite. If Beck is younger, hmmmm. Give me one moment. See, I don't know many teen actresses. Are there any good actresses on GOSSIP GIRL or something. Brunettes?
Buffyfest: I watch Gossip Girl, actually. Much better than watching, say, Melrose Place...
Brian Lynch: Wait, the girl from VAMPIRE DIARIES, that was also on DEGRASSI. She's not too bad. Though the whole vampire of it all might be weird. Pick your favorite GOSSIP GIRL, then. And go with her
Buffyfest: I actually kind of like the girl from Zombieland: Emma Stone
Brian Lynch: Oh good call. Duh. Yeah. She's great. You win this round.
Buffyfest: I do indeed
Brian Lynch: Alright, I have to go cry.
And there you have it. Surely, one of the most fascinating and important moments of your life and mine!