I was going to say "The Fearsome Four" but, at this point, it's best not to kid ourselves. These final four contestants represent the absolute bottom of the class, like telemarketing knock-off Snuggies to the elderly kind of bad. Before we can yell at them for calling us during dinner, though, we need to bid a fond adieu to the four who only barely escaped by the skin of their fictional teeth.
Senator Helen Bruckner - I never thought she was so bad. I mean... it's not like she's (insert Sarah Palin or Hillary Clinton depending upon your party affiliation here) or something! Am I right?
Gwendolyn Post - You knocked out Giles. Congratulations on accomplishing something that happens like every third episode, lady.
Rack - Just a general note: telling a girl she tastes like strawberries makes you super gross master 5000. Also? Your name means "boobies".
Numero Cinco - I've got a soft spot for the Number Brothers, myself. Why Numero Cinco got treated like a steaming pile of numero dos, I'll never understand. Adios, mi amigo.
This poll will end in 48 hrs this time - March 30th at 11:59 pm Eastern Standard Time. Check out the opponents below and if you're playing, make sure to click the name you DISLIKE.
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Now onto the Fail Four. It's a Celine Dion fan, roommate from a super lame hell dimension vs. a robot-making, murdering, date rapist and a really bad one-night stand vs. a prophecized child from two vampires who has a bit of a lady's haircut. Begin!